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Important Safety Destructions Do Not Destroy

Important Safety Destructions Do Not Destroy

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Apr 17, 2025
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DANGER THIS PRODUCT MUST BE USED IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE FOLLOWING INSTRUCTIONS:

  1. Read all instructions.

  2. Do not use while sleeping.

  3. Do not use on infant or an animal.

  4. What do you believe to be your duty?

    1. It has not arrived

    2. It will arrive.

    3. It will never arrive.

  5. Can you tell me where it is?

  6. It is:

    1. New I haven’t placed it yet.

    2. The dealing out of what is due.

    3. Once spied,…

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